I know I never update this =P surveys_for_nimrods is obviously my biggest priority. But I'll try to get some stuff up here too.

"Dream more than others think practical. Except more than others think possible." -Howard Schultz

"The valor that struggles is better than the weakness that endures." -Georg Wilheim Friedrich Hagel

"We are not what we know, but what we are willing to learn." -Mary Catherine Bateson

"There is only one success--to be able to spend life in your own way." -Christopher Morley

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead

"As we strive to fufill our vision, we must make the most of every living moment." -Jacqueline Onassis

"Begin somewhere. You cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do." -Liz Smith

"Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least." -Johann Goethe

"There is no security on this earth, only opportunity." -Douglas MacArthur

"Each one of us has a fire in our heart for something. It's our goal in life to find it and keep it lit." -Mary Lou Retton

"Goals are discovered, not made." -Richard Foster

"Luck is not chance. It's toil." -Emily Dickinson

"You can do anything if you have enthusiasm." -Henry Ford

"We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated." -Maya Angelou

"Great acts are made up of small deeds." -Lao Tzu

"The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power." -Mary Pickford

"Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did." -Lillian Hellman

"Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose." -Mary Shelley

"Sooner or later, those who win are those who think they can." -Richard Bach

"Know yourself first, then you can know others. With this knowledge comes the vision for personal success." -Cynthia Tam

"We are here on the planet only once, and might as well get a feel for the place." -Annie Dillard

"Concentrate on what you do well, and do it better than anybody else." -John Schnatter

"Sometimes, for the greater good, sacrifices must be made." -Prince of Egypt movie

"Don't believe anything unless your common sense agrees."

"Love is the light in the darkness."

"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people."

"Do what you love and f*ck the rest."

"Turn your face to the sunshine and all shadows fall behind." -Helen Keller

"Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase; just take the first step." -Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Make your life a mission--not an intermission." -Arnold Glasgow

"Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." -Belva Davis

"Blaming your faults on your nature does not change the nature of your faults." -Indian Proverb

"Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing." -Harriet Braiker

"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose." -Samuel Johnson

"It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly." -Mabel Newcomber

"No sense in worrying about the future... It's not here yet anyway."

"Love is in the air, so I put on a gas mask."

"There is no such thing as love at first sight. You fall in love with someone's personality; not their appearance."

"There's someone out there for everyone. In fact, there might even be multiple someones."

"Friendship lasts a few years. True friendship lasts the test of time."

"Friends are like stars; they come and go. But friends that are true are the ones that glow."

"You've got a pussy, I've got a dick, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick!"*

"I can't get laid in Germany."*

*From Rammstein's new "Pussy" song. I thought it was LOL-worthy so I put them up.